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Goldilocks

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CHARACTER NAME

Taryon Darrington

CIVILIAN NAME

Gary Jumbo

TEAM

Redemption

HOUSING NUMBER

005

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@hunter, (nsfw) text

[domitrix]

( hey shopping buddy. )

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[likemybooks]

[Why is Taryon learning so much against his will?]

I thought we were just going shopping.

[domitrix]

( is that not just life? learning facts and information against our will? )

That has not changed.

[likemybooks]

Then can we please do that without your plans for the evening?

[He know possesses the cursed knowledge that some of emojis will be used for dirty purposes.]

[domitrix]

( ?

oh! )

Worry not, I'm good at separating my plans out. Part of my former job was to keep a tight itinerary without overlap or conflict, you see.

( tary, just about any of them can be dirty if you try hard enough. )

[likemybooks]

[This man has not been exposed to many spam or chain messages. He just saw his buddy Kafka get horny on main.

Not that Vex wasn't the same, but they housemate besties.]

Ok good. Are you still free at 4?

But if you're also looking for an outfit for your nighttime hunts, I will abstain.

[domitrix]

( vex had a man she mostly honed that to at least. rip to percy handling all that. )

Of course. I could use that new coat about now.

Implying I need a specific set for it? Come, now. I do just fine the way I am.

[likemybooks]

That's a relief!

So, if this the coldest that the city will be, I'll be fine with a few accessories. My hometown gets dangerously cold some nights, I'm used to this temperature. What I'm looking for are decent robes and suits for public outings. Some jewlery and leather gloves, plus more stylish boots.

[domitrix]

( and that lotr t-shirt, )

Think we'd be able to get all of that with our current stipend? Even I'm not sure I'm quite that charming anymore.

[likemybooks]

We can alway see how well haggling works on theae merchants now and prepare for the next trip. If I can get one embroidered vest, I will be sated.